Best ! Deeply touch Your Heart

1、钱不是问题，问题是没钱。

2、钻石恒久远，一颗就破产。

3、水能载舟，亦能煮粥。

4、一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。

5、火可以试金，金可以试女人，女人可以试男人。

6、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫。

7、喝醉了我谁也不服，我就扶墙。

8、我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇，前途光明，没有出路。

9、避孕的效果：不成功，便成人。

MONEY CLASSIFICATION

劳 动 的 钱 ， 使 你 幸 福 坦 然 。

援 助 的 钱 ， 使 你 感 到 温 暖 。

集 资 的 钱 ， 使 你 力 量 无 限 。

奖 励 的 钱 ， 使 你 加 倍 实 干 。

积 蓄 的 钱 ， 使 你 珍 视 勤 俭 。

受 贿 的 钱 ， 使 你 贪 得 无 厌 。

偷 来 的 钱 ， 使 你 胆 颤 心 寒 。

贺 喜 的 钱 ， 使 你 加 倍 偿 还 。

恩 赐 的 钱 ， 使 你 变 成 懒 汉 。

挪 用 的 钱 ， 使 你 有 借 难 还 。

How "Man" Are You???

经典笑话：七等男人

一等男人，家外有家；

二等男人，家外有花；

三等男人，急了乱抓；

四等男人，下班回家；

五等男人，下班回家，她不在家；

六等男人，下班回家，她有个他，她不在家；

七等男人，下班回家，她的他在家。

Some Jokes From WEB

一个建筑工因严重便秘去看医生。

医生检查之后说：「这很容易，你趴到床上去！」

然后医生拿出一支木棒，使尽吃奶力气狠狠对建筑工屁股一棒。

再抓起建筑工，扔进厕所！

建筑工哀嚎半天，渐渐声音小了，发出快乐的笑声。

心满意足的建筑工走出厕所，向医生道谢。

医生开了处方签，让建筑工去领药。结果，他领了一大包卫生纸。

女药剂师亲切的告诉他：「医师要我吩咐你，以后上完厕所要用卫生纸擦，别再用水泥袋了欧 ^^~~」

Lonely Week

Never before in my Life felt so lonely, helpless and heartache for the past few days. Well, My wife left me for a vacation to China, My son also left me for a camp. Here I am, alone and wonder what to do, who to talk, what to eat????? HUMAN BEING is very very funny, never ever appreciated what they have on hand, only felt the loses when it is away.

When I was away for works, busy schedule do help me to ignore my love to family, but when I sat at home and not much work to do, can't help but thinking of them and it really really make me felt lousy and lonely. Spark my mind on Paul Anka's song " I don't Like to sleep Alone".

Kiaos is getting tough to handle now. Need to put more pressure on him, he must plan a head and work on it, or it will end up like me when i was at his age, totally ignore myself responsibilities, only care for friends. He must learn to put himself as priority. The attitude toward the responsibilities as young man must be set correctly.

Run out of idea to express, hope to get better in next Post

I will Be Back

Not a terminator scene but myself returning to work. Felt much much better now. Start getting the mood to eat (That is bad), but when thought of bowel motion at later stage, the burning sensation during the process really really shut down your appetizer.

Re-visit of Dr tomorrow, hope everything going fine and I could back to work by then. About 10 days, nothing to do, but do realized on life uncertainly; Body Weight from 108Kg to 104Kg, and if i continue the eating habit which i practice during recovering period for another 2 weeks, and perhaps with some exercise, but able to reduce to below 100Kg. Then My dream of climbing Mount KK seem be more realistic.

A flood hit Sitiawan Last Night, never before in history. Guess we are seeing ourself by our own eyes on global weather changes, what can we do??? No idea.

Really feel the love and care of My Wife during the recovering process. I am not sure if my wife do aware of my blog existence, but just wanted to tell her in the Blog that, I love You and Thanks for the life sharing with me for the past 16 years, and hopefully many many years to come

Piles Surgery - Aftermath

It only just begining! First effect, I can't urine. Dr said some will have it after Anesthesia. Can't describe but felt like blowing up. No choice, put on the supporting pipe and urine blow like waterfall. However, with the pipe inside your body, and mind of worrying unable to urine after taking out the next day, I had a sleepless night.

14th Oct morning, after took out the pipe, the challenged began. You need to ensure that the gate that controlling urine do open when need arise. I did it on 1200pm and felt release, even still have pain in the ass.

15th Oct, discharged from Specialist Centre and back to home sweet home. The rest is recovering period which need time.

What I learnt?? DO LOVE YOUR BODY, AND DON'T LET THE BODY GET DISAPPOINTED ON YOU. TAKE LIFE EASY BUT DEAL WITH PROBLEM SERIOUSLY BEFORE IT GET OUT OF CONTROL.

What I Lost? Lost 3kg for 3 days

What I Gain ? An experience in a life time which I do not wish to repeat.

CONCLUSION? BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF LIFE